Eclectic Daydreams "O, what land is the Land of Dreams? What are its mountains, and what are its streams?" - William Blake    Album   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Go Chat  Go Watch A Movie Wine -vs- Water          Eclectic Daydreams Forum Index -> Poetry And Ponderings Author Message Graehstone Site Admin Joined: 16 Jun 2006 Posts: 3629 Location: San Diego Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:44 am    Post subject: Wine -vs- Water WINE vs. WATER As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Eclectic Daydreams Forum Index -> Poetry And Ponderings All times are GMT - 6 Hours Page 1 of 1 By reading this fine print your soul is now the exclusive property of Eclectic Daydreams and subsidiaries.